(This picture shows the Batman that Milo drew this morning. It was the first time that he intentionally drew something specific and it actually turned out to look very remotely like what he wanted it to be.)

Nic: “Felix is sad.”

Milo: “Maybe he needs a friend.”

Nic: “Can you be his friend?”

Milo: “No, I can’t. Mommy is my best friend already. And daddy. And Felix.”

Milo is using his flashlight to check my teeth out: “Your mouth is very broken.”

Milo: “I got a hairy cut.”

Milo while brushing my hair: “Don’t move. I’m cutting your hair and making you a new one.”

Milo wants to drive my car.

Nic: “You can drive it when you are bigger.”

Milo: “I’m gonna drive cars when I’m big and when mommy is small.”

(Funny how they think that our roles will reverse at some point and they get to be the big person while their parents will be the kids. Dream on.)